elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

this post is better than the entirety of the movie “Her”

rosemiu:

anyone: how’re you doing?

me: and how would I know that

sexual-texts:

“s/o to the boyfriends who love their girlfriends unconditionally while she’s still learning to love herself. y'all are appreciated and rare”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

sexual-texts:

“Guys love sayin “you look familiar”. You never seen me in your life fam. Hurry up and ask for my number so I can say no”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

sexual-texts:

“I could be w my man 5 days straight & that one day we not together I be deep in my feelings, coming up w all sorts of shit, fienin for him”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

sexual-texts:

“Screenshots don’t scare me, I know what the fuck I said”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

sexual-texts:

“Promise rings are honestly such a big deal & are supposed to have so much meaning n love behind them in giving it to a person but y'all just be giving them out like candy lmao”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

kids-n-teens-blog:

That moment when there is actually good food in the fridge.

withlovesao:

dear you,
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself
focus on yourself.